1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Katakana Kanji Hiragana
Not kidding. That's what it says.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
Nooto.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Baby Mama.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:13.
I'm only 2 hours off.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:03
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mom.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, chunging threw snow to get to the car.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
\I dunno.
9. What are you wearing?
Sexy stuff.
You know, my dads gym shorts and a black tee.
10. Did you dream last night?
No.
11. When did you last laugh?
Today.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Pink.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
EH.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Baby Mama.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Art stuff and a cure for my mom and dad.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about?
No?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
My mom being healthy.
19. Do you like to dance?
No.
20. George Bush:
He won't be president starting Jan.1
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Dunno.
22. Imagine your first is a boy, what do you call him?
Dunno.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dunno.